Brad Gobar: The Mullet-Wielding, BBQ-Slaying, Sunset-Strolling King of Minnesota
Meet Brad Gobar, the human embodiment of “party in the back” and Minnesota’s finest BBQ overlord. Brad isn’t just a guy; he’s an experience—wrapped in flannel, marinated in BBQ sauce, and accessorized with the most majestic mullet this side of the Mississippi.
Business in the Front, BBQ in the Back
Brad’s mullet is more than just a haircut; it’s a lifestyle. According to Brad, “The front is for shaking hands with the judges, and the back is for flipping ribs like a champion.” His hair flows like the smoke from his grill, and yes, it’s rumored he uses bacon grease as pomade. “Keeps the shine going,” he says with a wink.
The Art of Sunset Strutting
When Brad isn’t conquering BBQ competitions with his team Whatcha Got BBQ, he’s strutting down lakeside paths at sunset. But don’t think for a second these walks are about introspection. No, Brad claims sunsets are his “time to flex.”
“You ever seen a mullet backlit by a sunset? It’s breathtaking,” Brad brags, occasionally whipping his hair dramatically for effect. He also insists sunsets are “good for digestion,” though that might just be an excuse to pop open yet another Budweiser mid-stroll.
A Love Story with Budweiser
Brad and Budweiser go together like brisket and BBQ sauce. “Some people meditate, I hydrate—with Bud Heavy,” Brad says, holding a can like it’s the Olympic torch. He even has a special beer holster he wears during competitions, allowing him to simultaneously baste ribs and sip his “liquid courage.”
And if you’re wondering, yes, he once tried to create a Budweiser-infused BBQ sauce. “Didn’t work,” he admits, “but I drank the experiment, so no harm done.”
Brad’s BBQ Philosophy
Brad approaches BBQ like an artist approaches a canvas—with reckless confidence and the belief that everything tastes better smoked. He’s been known to BBQ nearly anything, including a ham sandwich “just for the challenge.”
His proudest invention? The “Mullet Masterpiece,” a burger so massive that Brad claims it “can’t be eaten without a second Budweiser for balance.”
Brad in Love
When asked if his mullet ever gets in the way of love, Brad smirks. “Ladies love a man who smells like hickory smoke and confidence,” he declares. He admits, though, that long walks and cold Budweisers are his true soulmates.
“Relationships come and go, but sunsets and Bud? That’s forever.”
Final Thoughts
Brad Gobar isn’t just a BBQ man—he’s a legend with a grill in his hands, a Budweiser on his lips, and a mullet flowing majestically in the wind. Whether he’s flipping brisket, strutting at sunset, or cracking open his ninth Bud of the day, Brad lives life unapologetically.
So, if you see a man with a mullet, BBQ tongs, and a beer at golden hour, give him a nod. That’s Brad Gobar, proving every day that life’s better with a little smoke, a lot of beer, and a whole lot of attitude.
